A real-estate agent, had difficulty getting a listing from a customer whose theory was

that "there is no substitute for experience." After he asked her a third time how many

 years she had been in the business, she told him: "Sir, there is a little-known historical

fact that Moses brought three tablets down from the mountain-two were the Ten

Commandments and the other was my real-estate license!" She got the listing.


A real estate agent walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold,

a genie appeared.
"I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make,  your rival gets the wish as well -- only double."
The real estate agent thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. "
But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said.
"I've always wanted a Ferrari," the agent said.
Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said.
"And what is your last wish?"

"Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."

 

 

 

A broker was dismayed when a brand new real estate office much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read 'BEST AGENTS.' He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading 'LOWEST COMMISSIONS.' The broker panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own real estate office.

It read: 'MAIN ENTRANCE'

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